Funny Good Morning Texts for Him
Funny Good Morning Texts for Him: Want to put a smile on him through good morning text messages? Then you are at the right place.
Find a collection of funny good morning texts for him, funny good morning messages for him, and funny good morning quotes for him.
Funny Good Morning Texts for Him
Your phone must not really be the first thing you touch when you wake, you know? Good morning to you, baby.
You are being placed under arrest for being too handsome. Your punishment is to be silenced with kisses. Good morning!
Good morning! And welcome to another day of stress and challenges! Enjoy every bit of it! I love you so much, honey!
Listen, you have to stop making me think about you, ok? I’m busy. Just kidding, love me!
I made you breakfast in bed. But I forgot we live in two different places. So now I’m eating your breakfast in bed at work!
Go back to sleep, since you want to sleep the whole day. And I’ll be waiting for your good morning text. Good morning, my love.
Good morning, get up, dress up, and make it look like you have a hang of what you are doing today.
With you I want to wake up, I want to wake up to see you first, how beautiful life is to sleep and wake up by your side. Good morning my darling.
Every morning I check the news to make sure I’m not listed in the obituaries. Then I know it’s a good day and I figure I might as well get up. Have a good morning!
Do me a favor – stand in front of the mirror and say good morning to the handsome man alive!
Morning love! Make sure you have a bright and clear day and wear your glasses all through to ensure that though!
Baby you were going to take over the world yesterday, but you overslept! Do not postpone again today!
Ask why I sent this message and I’ll tell you that I did it for the love of fun. Good morning, sweetheart.
Life is full of battles, and so is waking up in the morning!
Sometimes I spend several minutes just wondering what’s wrong with you. What are you hiding? No one is as perfect and awesome as you are. Good morning…but I’m keeping my eye on you.
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Funny Good Morning Messages for Him
It’s morning and I wanted you to wake up to this text, so you’ll feel like a Superman. Good morning to you, darling.
Morning. My friends are getting tired of hearing your name. But they just gotta deal with it because you’re awesome.
I think the alarm clock wants to come in-between the relationship my bed and I have. Good morning
I might just tell you to wait till we marry before you get a serious good morning message from me. Good morning, sweetheart.
My pillow hates you. It knows that I would trade it for your shoulder in a heartbeat.
Morning! Today is going to be a great and positive day! Who knows, maybe your boss will be eaten by wolves! See, positive thoughts!
Babe, if you were here, I’d make you whatever breakfast you wanted as long as it was a bowl of cereal.
Good morning. I was thinking last night…You are a lot like pizza. I don’t know how exactly…I just want to order you, have you come over, and fill me up.
Hey! This is to inform you that there will be a one-minute silence to commemorate the loss of the mosquitoes I killed last night for you! Good morning.
Good morning! You are the best thing to have in the morning. Oh, I was referring to my cup of coffee!
There are no such things as monsters under your bedpost; rather, you will turn out to be the monster if you refuse to get out of there this morning!
Would love to do this every day, but life is too sweet for that commitment. Good morning to you, sweetheart.
Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
Good morning. I just want you to know that today is my imaginary birthday. Please send gifts and wish me a happy birthday and give me lots of attention for no apparent reason at all.
It is the time to wake up to all your phone’s notifications and voice mails! Good morning dear!
You have only got five minutes to stay fully awake and get ready for your day. And your time starts now!
Funny Good Morning Quotes for Him
If you planned to wake up to meet me by your side, I think you woke too late. Lol. Good morning to you, darling.
Do you know that the more you lie on your bed you are prone to have bedsores? And no one wants that. So get up, and good morning!
Good morning. Don’t work too hard today because I’m going to wear you out when you come home, homeboy!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. But I still think that nothing beats having you as a snack. Good morning!
Good morning my love, I hope you have a productive and profit filled day! And do not forget a percentage commission to the person who wished you this!
If you wanted a little morning war, I guess you’ve missed it because I’m not there. Good morning, baby.
Today will be a great day. There is a chance that your boss will sleep off in the office today and would not go on with the dreaded meeting! Good morning my sweetheart have a burst of beautiful sunshine.
Did you roll over your bed to the hard floor with a loud thud? Well, I would say that is a ‘little push’ for the morning!
I invented a new emoticon to describe how I feel about you. Oh wait, it doesn’t work yet because I just invented it.
I know I am the best thing that has happened to your life, but don’t just stare! Say good morning!
When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off. Good morning to you.
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