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Funny New Year Poems

This year’s New Year’s Eve forecast; A row with the girlfriend, acute loneliness Followed by being mostly drunk with A very slight chance of unconsciousness.

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Happy New Year to you!
May every great new day
Bring you sweet surprises–
A happiness buffet.
Happy New Year to you,
And when the new year’s done,
May the next year be even better,
Full of pleasure, joy, and fun.

 

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Love more, when it is hardest to love. Show compassion, always. Be kind when deserved or not. Be patient, when you are at the end of your rope. Smile, when you are saddest. Pray when you are at your lowest. Thank God when you are at your highest.

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On New Year’s Day a year ago,
I started off the year
by making resolutions
that were probably severe.
I said I’d save my money,
as this seemed so very wise.
I vowed I would improve my health.
I swore I’d exercise.
I stated I would do my homework
every single day.
I’d brush my teeth religiously
to ward off tooth decay.

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Oh My Dear, Forget Ur Fear,
Let All Ur Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put Tear, Please Hear,
I Want to Tell One Thing in your Ear
Wishing u a Very “Happy New Year.

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When you’re on the pull
If you want to break the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something clever
On New Year’s Eve
Before the bells begin to clang
Ask her if she wants to
Ring in the New Year with a bang?

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The New Year’s rolling in;
We’re planning quite a bash.
We need to have you here.
So it will be a smash!

We really want to see you;
We hope that you can make it.
So help us make our party fun,
Or we might have to fake it!

Just bring your awesome self (or “selves”)
And what you want to drink.
And we’ll provide the other stuff,
Including the kitchen sink!

When you let us know you’ll come,
We’ll smile and shout “Whoopee!”
So sit right down and phone us
With your kind R.S.V.P!

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Α New Υear With Yοu
Ι am so grateful fοr a new Υear tο spend with Yοu,
Μy most special οne, Μy cherished Αnd treasured lοve,
who Ηas gifted Μe with happiness Αnd joy,
Αdventure and Εxcitement, comfort Αnd peace.
Αs I look Αhead, Ι see Εach day with yοu
filled with warmth and Αffection,
Α deeper, mοre fulfilling lοve, than Ι could have Ιmagined
In Μy fondest, most Ρerfect dreams.
Α new year ωith you is the mοst valuable,
mοst precious Τreasure, Ι could ever Ηave.
Ηappy New Υear Sweetheart

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The gifts are wrapped.
The cookies baked.
My lipstick’s on.
My hair is raked.
The turkey’s done,
And so, the stuffing.
What’s left to do?
My thought is nothing.
Hurray, it’s Christmas.
Pour the wine.
For once, I’m finally
Done on time.
Happy New Year!

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Your love is real
the love you feel.
Your love is great
the love you make.
Your records are on fire
its your desire.
Take me out tonight
and go wild and crazy,
or be fat and lazy.
So I played some Doors
and saw some whores.
So I said goodbye
and they all must die, fool.
So dig my guts
and eat my brain
and then go insane.
I don’t
Care I love it
so forget it, Punk!

Happy New Year Short Funny Poems

May your success be as wide as celtel coverage and grow like Comium
May your enemies fall like the Leone
May you never struggle as Sierratel and NPA
May your enemies never understand themselves like Kabba
May the Glory of God never depart from you as corruption refuses to depart from Sierra Leone
May your enemies never locate you as the police can’t find Jonny Paul.
Happy New Year!
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A New Years toast to love and laughter and happily ever after A health to you, a wealth to you, And the best that life can give to you. Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening and Live every day as if it were your last.

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New Year Resolution It was January the 1st I turned over a new leaf It was clean on the top side But had bugs underneath.

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Dad’s on a ladder
Out hanging up lights.
Mom’s baking cookies,
And we’re having fights.
Grandma is wrapping.
Our gifts by the tree.
We keep on fighting,
My brother and me.
In two days, it’s Christmas.
All over our town.
But we won’t stop fighting.
Till Santa comes down.
Happy New Year!

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What can be said in New Year rhymes,
That’s not been said a thousand times?
The new years come, the old years go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.
We live, we love, we woo, we wed,
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead.
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear,
And that’s the burden of a year.
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On New Year’s Day a year ago,
I started off the year
by making resolutions
that were probably severe.
I said I’d save my money,
as this seemed so very wise.
I vowed I would improve my health.
I swore I’d exercise.

I stated I would do my homework
every single day.
I’d brush my teeth religiously
to ward off tooth decay.

 

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Happy, happy New Year!
We wish you all the best,
Great work to reach your fondest goals,
And when you’re done, sweet rest.

 

We hope for your fulfillment,
Contentment, peace, and more,
A brighter, better new year than
You’ve ever had before.

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Sue’s given up picking her nose
And wiping the slime on her clothes
But what she does more
Is what I abhor..
She’s eating the fluff from her toes!
Happy new Year

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It was January the 1st
I turned over a new leaf
It was clean on the top side
But had bugs underneath.
Happy new Year

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