Funny Christmas Wishes, Messages, Sayings, and Greetings

Funny Christmas Wishes, Messages, Sayings, and Greetings: Bring a smile on someone’s face using funny Christmas wishes.

There are times you want to write a funny Christmas message on a Christmas card but can’t find the perfect wording.

Send your love, friends, colleague, family these funny Christmas Wishes. Find a collection of Funny Christmas Messages, Wishes, Sayings, and Greetings on the internet.

Funny Christmas Wishes

I have prepared the list of wishes for this Christmas and I am sending it to you because you are my Santa and you have the power to make them all come true… I will wait for my presents anxiously… For you, I am sending my blessings and wishes…. Have a Merry Christmas.

May the festival of Christmas bring beautiful and cheerful memories for you and your dearest family… I wish that you are showered with all the gifts you had dreamt of so that you can have a merrier Christmas… All the best and wish you a warm and Happy Christmas.

Santa has denied sending you a present this Xmas because he is planning to wrap you up as a present to me… I thank him for this wonderful gift at this amazing festival and I promise him to take care of you with love… Wish you Merry Christmas my darling.

May this Christmas you are showered with gifts of your choice and Santa takes special care of you. Merry Christmas to you.

This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser!

Funny Christmas Wishes

On this festive occasion, I wish that your life is blessed with joy and smiles, good humor, and loads of laughter to give you a bad stomach ache… Wishing you a very Merry Christmas blessed with all the happiness in the world… May God bless you… Keep laughing!!!

Wishing all my family and friends a Christmas full of great laughs that give us tears and stomach aches. Have a rocking Christmas

Christmas is the season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!

A very Merry Christmas to you mom and dad. You are truly the most blessed parents and you must thank Jesus for the same on this special occasion.

I don’t know if you realize it or not, but you are getting fatter than Santa Clause. Even Santa would bully you for being so fat! Merry Christmas!

Warm wishes on Christmas to everyone. Let us celebrate this occasion by gifting someone a good and cheerful laugh.

Don’t forget your list to Santa this Christmas – you’ll get more out of him than you’ll get from your boss or the government! Have a good one.

I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!

Read: Christmas Wishes for Family

Funny Christmas Messages

Warm wishes on Christmas to my co-workers. The only thing you should be thinking about now is celebrating Christmas with high spirits.

You are allowed to have an awesome Christmas as long as I have my presents waiting at my doorstep. Have a great time!

Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not!

Happy Holidays to you! I’m sure Santa knows the difference, but I’ll put in a good word for you, just in case.

I tried too hard to make Santa believe that you’ve been good throughout the year. Instead, I got my presents canceled for being a friend of you!

I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so you can fly and disappear from the earth forever. Just kidding. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic, Merry Christmas!

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!

Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.

Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

Funny Christmas Greetings

Wishing you a white Christmas this year. If you run out of the white one, remember I have plenty of supply for the red one. Merry Christmas dear friend!

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.

May sure you limit your children’s Christmas gifts because you are the one who will be paying for them so think twice and happy a budget-friendly Christmas.

The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!

Christmas is the only time when eating candy out of socks is cool! Good luck with your smelly socks and expired candies. Merry Christmas!

What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.

Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year

I wrote to Santa admitting that I have been naughty throughout this year and it’s all because of you. Now, I’m waiting for Santa’s reply. Merry Christmas!

The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. You can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas. Merry Christmas!

With all the snow during Christmas, just make sure you set up a lot of indoor fun activities so that Christmas does not turn out to be boring. Make merry thing Christmas.

I hope you have extra room in your house to fit all the guests during this holiday. In any case, you can bring some of the guests to my house, I have some room to spare. Let’s enjoy Christmas together.

Christmas is the festival of love and spirit. So let us drink the spirit to feel love; Merry Christmas too!

Ensure you pay for security at your doorstep because as much as Santa comes with presents, he comes at night. Be sure to look out of fake Santa.

Funny Christmas Sayings

You are the best gift I got, what more could I ask. Merry Christmas.

It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.

Christmas comes but once a year, but when it comes, it better brings good beer.

I hope you love the present you told me to buy for you.

Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!

Enjoy your holiday and feel the magic of Christmas this year. Witness how money disappears and how I lose my sanity. Merry Christmas!

May your holidays be as lovely as they look on Instagram.

Hope you have a remember-forever-and-ever-and-ever-and-ever kind of holiday.

All I want for Christmas is to see the link to my wish list.

Hey you two over there, It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! We’re here to bring you holiday cheer and wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.

I hope your smiles will just be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!

They say that Christmas is just around the corner. How can it be when the world is round?

Santa has already given me what I wished for so long. Now I want him to fill your socks too! Merry Christmas!