Eeyore Quotes, Sayings, & Phrases

Eeyore Quotes, Sayings, & Phrases: Everyone has a favorite Winnie the Pooh character.  In this case, ours is Eeyore. Eeyore is one of the loved characters from Winnie the Pooh.

Eeyore is largely seen as a pessimistic depressed donkey. The character seems to have taken a permanent residence in many people’s hearts.

Here are Eeyore quotes, sayings, and phrases that we have decided to share.

Eeyore Quotes

A tail isn’t a tail to them, it’s just a little bit extra at the back.

A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.

Days. Weeks. Months. Who knows?

After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.

I’d say thistles, but nobody listens to me, anyway.

If it is a good morning, which I doubt.

Don’t Bustle me. Don’t now-then me.

I’m telling you. People come and go in this Forest, and they say, ‘It’s only Eeyore, so it doesn’t count.’

Don’t blame me if it rains.

It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.

It’s all for naught.

It’s your fault, Eeyore. You’ve never been to see any of us. You just stay here in this one corner of the Forest waiting for the others to come to you. Why don’t you go to THEM sometimes?

It’s an awful nice tail, Kanga. Much nicer than the rest of me.

Might take a day or two, but I’ll find a new one.

Most likely lose it again, anyway.

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t Think.

No, Give and Take. No Exchange of Thought. It gets you nowhere, particularly if the other person’s tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.

Eeyore Sayings

No. But I sure do like this new tail.

Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it 17 days come Friday since anybody spoke to me.

One can’t complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday.

It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine.

Wish I could say yes, but I can’t.

Sure is a cheerful color. Guess I’ll have to get used to it.

Thanks for noticin’ me.

The nice thing about rain is that it stops eventually.

Eeyore Quotes From Winnie the Pooh

The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.

We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.

They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.

This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.

You don’t always want to be miserable on my birthday, do you?

When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there.

They haven’t got Brains, any of them, only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t Think.

Winnie The Pooh Eeyore Quotes

Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!” said Piglet, feeling him.
Eeyore shook himself and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.

Could you ask your friend to do his exercises somewhere else? I shall be having lunch directly, and don’t want it bounced on just before I begin. A trifling matter, and fussy of me, but we all have our little ways.

My mistake again. I thought you were saying how sorry you were about my tail, being all numb, and could you do anything to help

Thanks, but I’d rather stay an Eeyore.

Moved me to tears

The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.

I never get my hopes up, so I never get let down

Eeyore Depression Quotes

Don’t worry about me. Go and enjoy yourself. I’ll stay here and be miserable

Not much of a house, just right for not much of a donkey.

My eyes are open, but my mind is asleep.

You seem so sad, Eeyore. Sad? Why should I be sad? It’s my birthday. The happiest day of the year.