Pumpkin Puns and Jokes

Pumpkin Puns: Find a collection of pumpkin puns.

These pumpkin-themed puns will make you laugh:

Pumpkin Puns and Jokes

Why was the pumpkin kicked out of the garden? Because it was a real gourd-geous.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a pie? A pumpkin pie!

Why was the pumpkin late to the Halloween party? It had to carve itself out of bed.

Why couldn’t the pumpkin play soccer? Because it was squash.

Why was the pumpkin sad? Because it had a lot of gourd-geous expectations and they all squash-ed.

Why was the pumpkin feeling depressed? It had a squash-ed ego.

Why did the pumpkin go on a diet? It wanted to become a lean, mean, squash machine.

What did the pumpkin say to the jack-o’-lantern? You light up my life.

What did the pumpkin say to the pie? I’m feeling crusty.

What did the pumpkin say to the scarecrow? You’re a real gourd getter.

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