Turkey Puns and Jokes

Turkey Puns and Jokes: Find a collection of turkey puns that will make you laugh.

Turkey Puns and Jokes

Why was the turkey at the party? It was a fowl ball!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a kangaroo? A bird that hops around saying “Gobble, gobble, hop, hop!”

What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google!”

What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The gobble-board!

What did the turkey say to the chef? “Don’t go fowl!”

What did the turkey say to the detective? “I’m a fowl play suspect.”

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a giraffe? A bird that’s always looking for a higher branch!

Why was the turkey kicked out of the club? It was caught fowl-ing around!

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? “Don’t pluck with me!”

Why was the turkey feeling depressed? It had fowl mood swings.

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