St. Patrick’s Day Puns

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St. Patrick’s Day Puns

Why was the leprechaun feeling depressed? He had a shamrock of a problem.

Why couldn’t the Irishman open the juice bottle? It was Guinness.

What’s Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O’Furniture.

Why do Irish people have such big families? They’re always Paddy-ing on.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

Why couldn’t the leprechaun play music? He was all thumbs.

What’s an Irish potato’s favorite dance? The tater tot.

Why don’t Irish people like to use the phone? They prefer to shamrock and roll.

What do you call an Irishman with a rubber toe? Paddy O’Flexible.

Why did the Irishman bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.


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