Awesome Love Puns and Jokes

Love Puns and Jokes: Love is sweet and beautiful. Make the other person enjoy the relationship through these Love Puns and Jokes.

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Love Puns and Jokes

 

I am very fawn-ed of you.

Your love is first class

I just otter tell you how much I adore you.

You auto-complete me

I’d sit in your middle seat any day.

I love you beary much.

I love you so much that even when you’re sour, you’re sweet.

Don’t go bacon my heart.

I love you a latte because you are the espresso to my coffee.

How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.

There are chameleon reasons why I love you.

You must be a smartphone keyboard because you auto-complete me.

You’re udder-ly perfect.

I love you deer-ly.

I’m nuts about you.

I love you and cherry-ish you.

You are the most bright star in the ‘Milky Way.’

I love you s’more each day.

I’m soy into you.

I doughnut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole lot.

What did the butcher say to his girlfriend? ‘Don’t go bacon my heart!

You’ve got me wonton more!

I want to spend more thyme with you.

I love you a whole watt.

A love stronger than any warning to abide by a realistic blueprint.

I’m head over peels in love with you.

Olive you berry much!

I should better give you a ride. We don’t want you pulled over for driving while intoxicating.

I think you are just write.

You’re my butter half.

Black widow to mate: I met my last husband on the web.

I just wanted to say that I love you berry much.

We’re kind of a big dill power couple.

You hold the key to my heart.

My boyfriend and I started dating after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.

When a knight was courting his lady, he wore a suit of amour.

You and that train both have a sweet caboose.

You make my heart pop!

Anatomy enthusiasts that would appreciate this work of art-ery. Or something in that vein.

Are you a geologist? Because you rock my world.

I’m not kitten when I say you’re the cat’s meow.

No bunny compares to you.

Why did the proton blush? It was positively attracted to the electron.

Are you a lightbulb? Because you light up my life!

You’re my player two.

I love you from my head tomatoes!

Too many little digs sends a marriage to an early grave.

Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart!

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.